I love when I comment on internet articles about like video games or electronics and the response I get is something along the lines of “That’s quite a beard you have there” haha
””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“” i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.
Yeah I’m really gonna write a 5 page essay with citations for an anonymous person on the internet